||[Oct. 21st, 2005|03:42 pm]
Ohmigod, you would NOT believe the horrible time I've had for these past few months. I broke a nail, my hair frizzed, I got a pimple that just wouldn’t go away for the longest time (three days! Can you believe it?), and I’ve just discovered that my brand new dress I bought over at Gucci is last season! So of course I had to take some time off. But now I'm back! I just COULDN'T leave my students when I know they need me so much! Especially for running all the clubs and fashion advice!
In other news, I’ve discovered that Konoha High has been quite busy since I’ve been gone. A botched operation and a pregnancy scare (making out with the Principal of Sound High, Tenten? Scandalous!), a change in school uniforms (cute, but a little too last season for my taste), the cheerleaders going on strike (something about poor Ino being kicked off the squad… Ino, if you want some cheering up, we can do a shopping spree and get some Starbucks), sex ed (I missed that? But they’re always so fun! Oh, well, maybe next semester), something about God showing up and commanding the school to confess their sins (but... I don’t go to church, I have more important things to do! Like shopping), Sasuke transferring to Sound High (Sasuke, how COULD you? The teachers there have NO dress sense) and a new teacher (Zabuza something… hmm, wonder if he’s cute).
Anyways, I need to know who's taking my class so I know
where to get the gossip who to catch up with.
*opens door to classroom*
... What's that smell? Is someone cooking? Why do I feel so... hot all of a sudden?
Ew, God, not MENOPAUSE already! I'm too young and pretty!
Kakashi, I just remembered that I left my favorite pair of panties (the ones from the newest Victoria’s Secret catalog—I buy from them so often, they let me preorder!) over at your place before I had the breakdown—be a dear and bring them to school tomorrow? If you like, I can buy you lunch while we go over the curriculum together! I'd like to know what the cheer squad has been up to
and possibly renew our "friendship".
OOC: Hi, new Kurenai player here! I'm especially pleased to get to play everyone's favorite (at least if you ask her) Prom Queen. I'm sure I'll have fun here, and I hope I do a good job! ♥
Also, I figured that since Kurenai's classroom had been locked most of the time, except for the occasional cleaning, that the weird stuff in the air would have gotten in through the air vent and remained for the time being. If this sucks, let me know and I'll change/delete it.