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Finally~! [Nov. 21st, 2005|06:43 pm]
Yuuhi Kurenai
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |"Bring It On" movie ♥]

Ino is back on the squad! Congratulations, Ino~! ♥ How does it feel to be the top of the pyramid again? Sigh... It reminds me of the days when I was cheerleading captain...
In other news~! Kakashi, I have your tequila. Come by the office when you're ready for it, or I can have my new errand boy Kiba deliver it for you. ♥
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... [Nov. 16th, 2005|05:25 pm]
Yuuhi Kurenai
[mood |disappointed *pout*]

... So apparantly it's not just poor Shino.
What's up with everyone, lately?
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Party~! [Nov. 12th, 2005|03:57 pm]
Yuuhi Kurenai
[mood |jubilantjubilant]
[music |My party mix! ♥]

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OOC This is the party post. ♥
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Hmmm... [Nov. 6th, 2005|02:36 am]
Yuuhi Kurenai
[mood |naughty*giggle*]
[music |"Dirrty"~~Christina Aguilera]

Well, Shino's party was a huge letdown was a little empty. Kakashi didn't even show up! *pout* Shino-kun, maybe next time you should throw the parties a few days before the holiday, that way everybody will be able to attend! ♥
But his party made me think... when's the last time all of us adults got together outside of sex business?
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That's much better. ^_^ [Oct. 23rd, 2005|03:51 pm]
Yuuhi Kurenai
[mood |flirty*giggle*]
[music |"Iris"~~The Goo Goo Dolls]

Finally got off the aphrodisiac... Kakashi's just as good as I remembered, if not better! ♥
Private to TemariCollapse )
I have the test results I forgot I didn't have a chance to announce before my vacation.
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Well, that's all for now! If anybody needs me, they can find me in Kakashi's office!
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Ohmigod. [Oct. 22nd, 2005|10:17 am]
Yuuhi Kurenai
[mood |worriedI need to get laid. Badly.]

So, I went over to Mikoto's last night to catch up with her. I brought my special nailpolish (designer, of course), Starbucks, and Chocolat. It started out normally, of course. I started painting her nails (you would not BELIEVE her cuticles, poor thing), we told each other what we had been doing...

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Between all this stress (SO bad for my complexion) and the APRODISIAC I had sitting in my classroom all that time, I really, REALLY need to get laid need a vacation already!
*deep breath*
No, no I don't. I was the cheerleading captain for all of high school, the president of several clubs, and PROM QUEEN, and I managed to keep my grades at the tops of my classes. I can handle this.
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I'm back! [Oct. 21st, 2005|03:42 pm]
Yuuhi Kurenai
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |"Stronger"~~Britney Spears]

Ohmigod, you would NOT believe the horrible time I've had for these past few months. I broke a nail, my hair frizzed, I got a pimple that just wouldn’t go away for the longest time (three days! Can you believe it?), and I’ve just discovered that my brand new dress I bought over at Gucci is last season! So of course I had to take some time off. But now I'm back! I just COULDN'T leave my students when I know they need me so much! Especially for running all the clubs and fashion advice!
In other news, I’ve discovered that Konoha High has been quite busy since I’ve been gone. A botched operation and a pregnancy scare (making out with the Principal of Sound High, Tenten? Scandalous!), a change in school uniforms (cute, but a little too last season for my taste), the cheerleaders going on strike (something about poor Ino being kicked off the squad… Ino, if you want some cheering up, we can do a shopping spree and get some Starbucks), sex ed (I missed that? But they’re always so fun! Oh, well, maybe next semester), something about God showing up and commanding the school to confess their sins (but... I don’t go to church, I have more important things to do! Like shopping), Sasuke transferring to Sound High (Sasuke, how COULD you? The teachers there have NO dress sense) and a new teacher (Zabuza something… hmm, wonder if he’s cute).
Anyways, I need to know who's taking my class so I know where to get the gossip who to catch up with.
*opens door to classroom*
... What's that smell? Is someone cooking? Why do I feel so... hot all of a sudden? Ew, God, not MENOPAUSE already! I'm too young and pretty!
Kakashi, I just remembered that I left my favorite pair of panties (the ones from the newest Victoria’s Secret catalog—I buy from them so often, they let me preorder!) over at your place before I had the breakdown—be a dear and bring them to school tomorrow? If you like, I can buy you lunch while we go over the curriculum together! I'd like to know what the cheer squad has been up to and possibly renew our "friendship".

OOC: Hi, new Kurenai player here! I'm especially pleased to get to play everyone's favorite (at least if you ask her) Prom Queen. I'm sure I'll have fun here, and I hope I do a good job! ♥
Also, I figured that since Kurenai's classroom had been locked most of the time, except for the occasional cleaning, that the weird stuff in the air would have gotten in through the air vent and remained for the time being. If this sucks, let me know and I'll change/delete it.
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The Worst Day of My Life [Apr. 6th, 2005|10:35 pm]
Yuuhi Kurenai
Rock Lee is a very nice boy. Despite his unfortunate eyebrows, he is a kind and noble soul, and I now owe him a huge favor.

He was right about Warm Tropics Hot Topic. I finally screwed up my courage and went tonight. I dressed up in a disguise (dark glasses, a hat, and last-season's shoes) to go investigate my tiara, hoping that no one would recognize me. I think I got away with it.

When I arrived at that hellhole, I immediately headed to the back where I found, much to my disgust, my poor tiara, sitting on a shelf, ON SALE FOR $19.99!!!!!! What's wrong with the world? Do these Hot Topic brats not realize quality when they see it?

I went to talk to the store manager to discuss the retreival of my prom queen tiara. The idiot wouldn't give it back to me, saying that I'd have to pay for it if I wanted it. I argued that it was stolen property and even had my name and graduating year on it. He continued to act like a complete jackass about it and I ended up having to BUY BACK MY OWN STOLEN TIARA -- ON SALE FOR $19.99!!!!!!

Ugh. I took three showers when I got home to wash the stench of the place off of me. Then I put my sweet, sweet tiara in my wall-safe, just to make sure none of the brats at school can get hold of it again. *sighs* I guess I won't be able to try it on between classes anymore.

This whole incident depressed me so much that I was almost polite to Asuma in the hallway today. And I wore the same skirt I wore two weeks ago. I don't think anyone noticed. I will, however, be making the first math exam EXTRA hard this year. Ha, take that!

I'll have to stop by cheer practice to thank Lee and watch the team for a while. Man, it really brings back memories of my days as captain!
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Continuing Tragedy~! [Apr. 5th, 2005|08:01 pm]
Yuuhi Kurenai
My tiara is still missing. I cried myself to sleep last night while looking over my senior yearbook. There I was, the prettiest prom queen ever! I even found dorky pictures of that jackass Asuma and that perv Kakashi. Man, my graduating class was screwy!

Anyway, I made the announcement in all my classes today about the tiara. If someone would just return my tiara to my desk, there'll be no questions asked and no charges pressed. (And I wasn't even lying!) No one said anything, but I figured whoever the thief is will need to think over what he or she's done. I mean, stealing someone's prom queen tiara is pretty low. (As is making your cute math teacher cry.)

After I made the announcement I had to take a five-minute break to collect myself and wipe off the tears (it was a very moving plea!). I decided that it would be a good time for a purely-therapeutic wine cooler. Which turned into a sixpack of wine-coolers. Fortunately, I hold my liquor like a pro, so I doubt anyone noticed.

Geez, I can't wait until things calm down this year. The first few weeks of school always suck a lot. Except there's the club fair coming up! And that nice Tenten's party! And the first math test of the semester! Yay!
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RAGE! [Apr. 4th, 2005|05:40 pm]
Yuuhi Kurenai
Some little shit STOLE my prom queen tiara out of my desk drawer! When I find out who it was, I will KILL THEM DEAD.

If it was a boy, I'll make sure Anko gives him detention until he can't walk or feel his tongue. And if it was a girl, I'll make sure none of the POPULAR GIRLS ever speak to her AGAIN!

Rrrrr. Any tips on who the DIRTY SNEAKY FUCKING THIEF is will be greeted with some sort of reward of the tipper's choice. And then I'll break the thief's FACE.
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